We didn't win. We would have, if the list had included "Blogger wearing Bunny Ears" or "Gorgeous Rockette from Wisconsin" or "Kickass Fashion Show" or "Stuffed plush uterus" or "Margaret Cho on a motorcycle."
Here's the list. I crossed off what we found.
Just a note - #8 was a freebie because we actually witnessed this on the subway before drawing up the list. The mother and daughter were European, which begs the question, is this acceptable behavior over there?
- Girl with "ASSHOLE" tattooed across her back. (I swear I saw this last year at the conference in San Diego. Was I hallucinating?)
- A pinata
- A blogger with a broken shoe heel. (I mean with all the high heels and dancing you would think...)
- Blogger Man with a baby
- Couple making out at conference (well, they were on the verge...)
- Sculpture made of food
- Bruce Jenner, again
- Woman picking her child's zits
- Cupcakes
- Cake pops
- Tampon swag
- Women hitting on male blogger
- Blogger dressed in red, white and blue star-spangled pants
- Jimmy Dean Sunshine guy
- Blogger sobbing
- Bloggers fighting over cake (I'm happy we didn't see this. There was plenty of cake to go around.)
- A person excited about seeing the Pioneer Woman in person. (She was at the butter booth)
- Avitable, very drunk (I could only assume. Sorry if this is untrue or if you are sober, Avitable.)
- Child performer that everyone squees over (like the last time we were in NYC. What was his name?)
- More than one tutu
- Collision caused by random stopping (came close...)
- Words on ass.
- Green hair
- Mardi Gras beads
- Reality TV "star" (I counted Kate Gosselin's party appearance)
- Bubbles
- Someone who says "y'all"
- Someone from South Dakota (we had North Dakota, so close!)
- Someone wearing a puka shell necklace
- Someone wearing a boa
You DID see a tattooed woman with I,Asshole tattooed on her back because Michelle and I were sitting behind her at a seminar. She took a picture of it!
I can't believe my 2 biggest peeves weren't represented. :)
Posted by: joanne | 07 August 2012 at 09:08 PM