Sex toy wizardry

I've never been the kind of person who talks about sex toys, except to giggle like a 14 year old. That's not gonna change here. 

I was handed a swag bag from Eden Fantasys. I get it home, thinking that TSA must have had a party at the airport, screening all these checked packing the same sex toys on the same day.

This one in particular caught my eye. Naturally, because it's purple and has some sparkle to it. 

Salty D. said, "Does it light up?  Does it twist? Does it make bell-ringing sounds?"  No, it's not a Fisher-Price toy!

Actually, I had all the same questions.

So I bought some batteries, loaded them up, and....nothing. Click. Nothing. Salty D. said, "You're just not loading it right!"  He tried. Click. Nothing. Cheap machines.

Now we'll never know.

Comments

[RickStar]

Funny :)