Man, oh, man.
Sitting at the Chinese-buffet after services with my in-laws this weekend, my mother-in-law asked the following:
"You know those teabagging parties people are having? [of course she meant "tea parties"] Someone told me that there is a sexual meaning to "teabagging." I've never heard of that. What is it?"
Salty D. cracked up.
"Are you gonna tell her?" I said, across the table of dumplings and lo mein and other assorted salty carbohydrates.
D. said, "Nope. It's all yours if you want." My mother-in-law and I do not have a cool relationship where we talk about sex unless it's Sex & the City. Then again, Samantha does address teabagging at some point, mother-in-law must have forgotten that episode.
Mother-in-law said, "What? So what is it?"
"Well," I explained, "teabagging is when you dip a.... testicle into a.....mouth. Like from above. And you make a dipping motion like dunking a tea bag."
Her response: "Oh that's not so bad."
AWKWARD FAMILY MOMENT.
...and so you decided to introduce her to that Sanchez thing?
Woooooo...
Posted by: Tom Guarriello | 22 September 2009 at 10:58 AM