Romance and Comedy

Were you as disappointed in this season's finale of Rock of Love (Bus) as I was?  No drama, no tears.

Of only interest to me was that "Mr. Bret" sent cute-as-a-chipmunk Mindy and potentially-psycho-penthouse-pet Taya to the resort's spa for a day of beauty and relaxation.  Apparently at the spa they were spray-tanned to get rid of strapmarks, plus, Taya got her eyebrows reshaped (FINALLY!) and Mindy got her mustache waxed.  OUCH.  Did Bret order those two particular treatments?  OUCH.

If she had gotten her mustache waxed on TV, AND landed the dreamy Bret Michaels, then I would say it all evened out.  But not the way it happened.  [As she was getting the wax, D. yelled, "KELLY CLARKSON!"]  Bret needs to retire before he breaks a hip.

Coming up on "Video-Hits-One" is Daisy of Love.  It's not even worth describing this show, you get it, right?  After I saw the promo in which Daisy says, "Wanna Pluck?" I swore I wouldn't watch it.  AND THEN I read about blonde Swedish triplets who have been FedExed here from 1987, just for us.  Their names are 84, 85, and 86.  Guess which one this is?  He's my favorite. #85.

I think TV Land might actually snag me with "The Cougar."  Yes, I'm 41 and yes, I think young men are

cute, as long as they're not young enough where I could potentially be their mom if I had birthed them at age 21, and as long as I didn't actually ever babysit them. 

This contestant, 27-year-old-Jon, is my favorite pre-show contender for the Cougar's heart, or whatever.  Jon is a Jersey boy/Texan who has "two sides to himself, the professional and the partier."  And another necessary fact,  "He loves to have a good time -- even if it involves spraying Champagne during a party." 

 

Jon definitely needs an experienced older woman.  You do not abuse champagne in that manner. If he gets his champagne-spraying habit under control I'd forgive him the creamsicle-striped metro shirt.

 

Speaking of young men, I think I may need to see 17 Again with yummy Zac Efron (oops, does he fit my formula?  He might be too young.)  Does anyone else hear Annie Lennox singing whenever this trailer comes on?   What?  Wait - I can't hear you.  WHAT?  Oh, you're not old enough to know what song I'm talking about? Here it is.