A teacher at a Catholic school was about to toss a box full of puppets that the children of today were not interested in using. A professional actress walking by cried out, "No! I'll take them off your hands!" And lo and behold, these relics from 1968 stare down customers at the actress's playhouse. Even though the children of today want nothing to do with them, clearly I had some fun.
Granny War. Someone got the last marble rye bread.
Hey I'm down with the youth of today - what what! Officer raisin' the roof!
Ooooh nooo - symptoms: eyes rolling back into head, hands clutching at chest, PeeWee Herman suit...oh, this wasn't on my final exam! We're gonna lose this one!
Officer, please, I told you I'm not going to indulge you. Arrest me if you must. Just stop acting like a proctologist! I'm the licensed medical professional here!
Young doctors in scandalous love.
"We'll have to keep our relationship within the confines of the janitor's closet. Until we can clean off all these mysterious waxy-crayon spots."
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