5 embarassing things about me

These are things that I suppose I'd be embarassed about if I really wanted to appear yuppie-like and smart.

1.  I can't wait to see who wins Rock of Love Charm School tonight.  I'm pulling for Brandi M.  She's the kind of girl I'd hang out with at a bar and then probably get sick of after an hour of screaming and drinking and riding a mechanical bull.  And how about Destiney - her stripper name is "Stephanie" but her real name is "Destiney?!" 

2.  Today I cleaned out my fridge, pre-vacation mode.  For breakfast I ate a slice of Pumpernickel toast slathered with scallion cream cheese and a few very well done pieces of bacon.  It was not good.

3.  I clean my house with a 14-gallon Shop Vac - when I have to clean.

4.  I can eat an entire jar of salsa with a spoon.  Mixed with yogurt, even better.

5.  I talk to myself in my car and if someone happens to look over at me at a traffic light I just pretend I'm talking on an invisible Bluetooth.

Comments

[Amy]

I'm with you on the salsa thing. Scooping it up with string cheese is nice, too.

[Kristin]

I find cold salsa distasteful. I don't know why, but I only like it room temp and if it is in the fridge I nuke it for a few seconds to hotten it up.
Our shop vac broke and the Dyson is cracking in spots - I am very sad since vacuuming is therapeutic for me.

[blaugra]

slightly chilled salsa is the best - somewhere between room temp in the pantry and ice cold leftover jar in the fridge. I like the idea of string cheese. hmmmmm

[Average Jane]

My husband and I are hopelessly hooked on the entire "Rock of Love" franchise. We totally called Brandi M. as the winner about a month ago (although we thought Heather had a chance before she went psycho).