These are things that I suppose I'd be embarassed about if I really wanted to appear yuppie-like and smart.
1. I can't wait to see who wins Rock of Love Charm School tonight. I'm pulling for Brandi M. She's the kind of girl I'd hang out with at a bar and then probably get sick of after an hour of screaming and drinking and riding a mechanical bull. And how about Destiney - her stripper name is "Stephanie" but her real name is "Destiney?!"
2. Today I cleaned out my fridge, pre-vacation mode. For breakfast I ate a slice of Pumpernickel toast slathered with scallion cream cheese and a few very well done pieces of bacon. It was not good.
3. I clean my house with a 14-gallon Shop Vac - when I have to clean.
4. I can eat an entire jar of salsa with a spoon. Mixed with yogurt, even better.
5. I talk to myself in my car and if someone happens to look over at me at a traffic light I just pretend I'm talking on an invisible Bluetooth.
I'm with you on the salsa thing. Scooping it up with string cheese is nice, too.
Posted by: Amy | 22 December 2008 at 12:29 PM
I find cold salsa distasteful. I don't know why, but I only like it room temp and if it is in the fridge I nuke it for a few seconds to hotten it up.
Our shop vac broke and the Dyson is cracking in spots - I am very sad since vacuuming is therapeutic for me.
Posted by: Kristin | 22 December 2008 at 01:12 PM
slightly chilled salsa is the best - somewhere between room temp in the pantry and ice cold leftover jar in the fridge. I like the idea of string cheese. hmmmmm
Posted by: blaugra | 22 December 2008 at 02:39 PM
My husband and I are hopelessly hooked on the entire "Rock of Love" franchise. We totally called Brandi M. as the winner about a month ago (although we thought Heather had a chance before she went psycho).
Posted by: Average Jane | 25 December 2008 at 09:26 AM