I am looking into my magical gazing ball (in my front yard next to the pink flamingoes) and predicting what the current American Idol finalists will be doing within two years...
Melinda "MindyDoo" will be really big in Europe and will open for Tina Turner on Tina's farewell tour.
Phil "bald guy" will travel with his family in an RV with the touring company of a second-rate Broadway show revival like Guys and Dolls.
Blake "beat box" will be a one-hit wonder with an album of 80's songs, "updated".
Jordin Sparky will star in a movie musical with Howie Day. Then she'll take a break, do a Revlon campaign, and record an amazing comeback.
Lakeesha Diva will return to return to Maryland with her family and will have a one-woman cabaret show in Baltimore that sells out every night. Eventually she'll take her act to Mandalay Bay in Vegas.
Haley "she's got legs and knows how to use them" will fall from grace, have a Playboy pictorial and then show up on The Surreal Life.
Chris ... who cares, he's so boring.
Sanjaya will win, will come out of the closet this fall, and become amazingly successful. He will eventually date Ricky Martin.
Poof!
Comments