Klassy with a K

I'm rollin' with my homies this weekend, eating pies and kibbitzing in Connecticut.   This is what I've learned so far:

• do not feed a child of 7 months an entire pear.  apparently, any fruit that begins with the letter P produces major poo.   
• blogging is a good excuse to get out of doing anything you don't want to do.
• i love to burp
• how to make your grocery store personnel feel inadequate by asking for items like jicama, kumquats and parsnips.
• a 3-pound log of Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage....   enough said.
• kinkajous are kinda kute.
• you HAVE to get your locs these flashcards for their stockings  make sure you are wearing a diaper though. because they're wicked pissah.
• i really think i need an aluminum xmas tree with a retro color wheel for chrismukkah this year.

Comments

[Kristin]

A Kinky Jew? hee hee