I'm rollin' with my homies this weekend, eating pies and kibbitzing in Connecticut. This is what I've learned so far:
- do not feed a child of 7 months an entire pear. apparently, any fruit that begins with the letter P produces major poo.
- blogging is a good excuse to get out of doing anything you don't want to do.
- i love to burp
- how to make your grocery store personnel feel inadequate by asking for items like jicama, kumquats and parsnips.
- a 3-pound log of Jimmy Dean breakfast sausage.... enough said.
- kinkajous are kinda kute.
- you HAVE to get your locs these flashcards for their stockings make sure you are wearing a diaper though. because they're wicked pissah.
- i really think i need an aluminum xmas tree with a retro color wheel for chrismukkah this year.
A Kinky Jew? hee hee
Posted by: Kristin | 26 November 2005 at 11:45 AM