Me: "Hi, my name is Laura."
Not me: "And you have a blog?"
Me: "Yes, I write Blaugra."
Not me: "Reeeeeally? How very enthralling. And what a catchy name! What do you write about? Current events? Crafts? Celebrities? Children? Charity projects?"
Me: "High anxiety and egg salad."
Not me: *silence* walks away.