Revitalize!

I'm so busy but so bored with what's keeping me busy.  So, step one in the revitalize-my-vitality plan is to first clean house, gradually.  That includes moving unnecessary shit out of my brain.

Step two toward revitalization is to eliminate unnecessary pain and suffering.  That's on a postcard I'm holding right now for an Acupuncture and Oriental Medicine service.  I'm going to call her and say, "I want to eliminate unnecessary pain and suffering please."

Step three toward revitalized vitality is to stop falling on my ass.  I fell on my ass this weekend by stupidly standing on a stadium seat and slipping off so I jammed the seat-back into my va-jay-jay and twisted my ankle and made half of my calf a pretty green bruisey color.  This kind of falling on my ass happens all the time and holds me back from being vital.

I have no idea what I'm talking about, but, I have to stop now and call this acupuncturist.

Have you ever had acupuncture? 

Comments

[Peeved Michelle]

I had acupuncture to try to get knocked up. I got knocked up next try. Coincidence?

[Kristin]

I had it to relieve allergies, but didn't like the burning cone things they used on my head - got too hot! But my allergies have lessoned since then. I would give it a try since it is fun, but stick to the needles and not the burny incence stuff....

[blaugra]

Eew! No burning. That reminds me of "candling" I hope she doesn't do that. Or leeching.

[joanne]

I've been going since March for back pain and tendonitis in my achilles tendon. I haven't decided if it is helping or not. I think he thinks I'm a full blown live wire though because he puts a ton of needles into spots to relax me and relieve stress. (One in the top of my head, one on the tops of each foot, 2 - 3 in each wrist and on and on).